About Us
What is this?
Let's call a spade a spade, this was all put together out of sheer laziness. Sending out the same rantings, rankings, and the occasional recipe for delightfully-tasting focaccia bread to the various email chains, group chats, and girls who (likely) gave me fake phone numbers at the bar was getting understandably tedious so this seemed like an adequate alternative to something ludicrous like "investing the bare minimum amount of time in staying connected with others".
Also, now I have the added benefit of knowing for sure that whatever I write is publicly available to bite me in the ass at any time. So that's a nice change of pace.
If you're not one of my closest [REDACTED} or so friends that previously was exposed to this material, I can only assume a mutual friend sent you a link because they had a burning urge to have you waste some of your precious time on something that will never provide any value to your day-to-day life. We really know how to pick 'em huh?
Oh yeah, and as for why the name "Volume Shooter", just didn't want any misconceptions about there being anything short of Russell Westbrook-ian levels of inefficiency and misplaced confidence when it comes to the writing here.
What is your greatest fear?
Weird question, but I guess that does technically fall under the "about us" umbrella, so it's fair game I suppose.
Clearly, it's commitment.
Additionally, the possibility of there being a town out there called "Volume" slacking off on gun control leading to a series of events culminating in a not-so-friendly visit from the FBI. That would also not be ideal.